Penguins!

[about fourtune cookies]
Skipper: Okay! They were exceptional cookies. But that doesn’t prove anything.
Kowalski: Fortunes are mere superstitions.
King Julien: Yes, these stitions are super. That is why you must listen to them! This is a curse. Your friend has been given a misfortune cookie!
Private: A what?
King Julien: A misfortune cookie. It is like a regular fortune cookie, except it is filled with hate, and bile! …and sugar …and evil!
Private: Oh! That doesn’t sound good. Except for the sugar part.
King Julien: You need the sugar, or the bile will overwhelm the flavor.